What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

Pot Head Jokes More Pot Head Jokes

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

Why are pot heads always so condescending?

They always think they're higher then others

Abuse Jokes More Abuse Jokes

Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.