What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

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What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ?

A laplander !

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!

What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

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Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

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What did the pot-head name his son?

Bud.

What do you call a pot head with down syndrome?

A bongoloid.

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What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.