Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

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What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

Why do black cats never shave ?

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What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

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What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're?

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They have no function.

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What taste good?

Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.