What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

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What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

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What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

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What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

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What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

What's the best campsite in the world?

Auschwitz, received well over three million starts

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What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

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What do you call a Native American who graduated from med school?

A doctor, you racist!

Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam?

A Racist!

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What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.