Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

because she was fish tailing!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

Ariel Jokes More Ariel Jokes

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

Why did Ariel wear seashells?

A: Because she grew out of her B shells.