Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

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What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

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Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

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Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

What did Elmo take before he left the tickle factory?

Two test tickles

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How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

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Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells