How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

because she was fish tailing!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

What do you call a mermaid on a roof?

Aerial

What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

Car Crash Jokes More Car Crash Jokes

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks