How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

because she was fish tailing!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

How do mermaids reproduce?

Binary fish-ion.

Car Crash Jokes More Car Crash Jokes

What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...