Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.
At least one group can grow a beard.
If you let the dog in, it will shut up.
Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers
What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!
He farts.
None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet
Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...
He wasn't cut out for this.
Both want to be real boys