What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between extremist and /r/thedonald?

At least one group can grow a beard.

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

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How was your day?

Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers

What's the difference ?

What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?

He farts.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

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What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal?

He wasn't cut out for this.

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What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.