Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.
What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.
You cry when you cut up an onion.
It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.
Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!
Justin Bieber
Canada Dry.
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"
He caught on fire.
Both want to be real boys
