What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

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What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"

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What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

What do you call a canadian girl that can not sing?

Justin Bieber

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Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal?

He wasn't cut out for this.

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

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What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.