What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

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What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

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What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

What do you call Justin Bieber's singing?

Canada Dry.

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Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

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What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.