What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

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Why don't dirty commies shower?

Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.

Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

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What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys