What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

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What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

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What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball

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Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

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What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

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Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"