Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Starving.
No hard feelings.
An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.
An envelope!
Because attachments are forbidden.
Beast wishes.
Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.
If you have a star, you are getting chased.
Vanmailen.
A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.
He wanted to check his e-mail.