Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a Korean with a dog?

vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

E Jokes More E Jokes

What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

What do you get when you are the daughter of Rodney Dangerfield and Aretha Franklin?

No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What is Anthony Weiner's favorite type of mail?

Junk mail

What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

Postman Jokes More Postman Jokes

What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself?

Vanmailen.

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

Internit Jokes More Internit Jokes

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.