Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants
Two dogs howling at the moon.
An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.
On the sprin-ternet.
Outgoing mail.
Damn E-mails!
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
So he could make ends meet!
A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.
He wanted to check his e-mail.
