A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.
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Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.
Vanmailen.
By Spaghett-e-mail!
Because he had a vowel movement.
He wanted to check his e-mail.
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
Time to get a new watchdog.
Just don't monkey with him.
A terrified postman.
More storage space.
A: Five after one.
A search and SEIZURE
A Remote control
He felt at home with And/Or.
Working people's wallets.
The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.