Postman Jokes

What do you call a person who delivers horribly?

A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

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Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

Why do postmen carry letters?

Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.

What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself?

Vanmailen.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What's the smallest instrument in the world?

An e-lectron.

How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

Internit Jokes More Internit Jokes

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?

The PGA Tour.

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Why does OP never deliver?

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What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong."