Why does OP never deliver?

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What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

Why does OP never deliver?

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How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.

What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

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Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.