Why does OP never deliver?

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When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

What did the Mod say to OP?

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

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What is a long, tiresome speech delivered by a frothy pie topping?

Meringue-harangue

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section