Why do postmen carry letters?

Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!

What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

Postman Jokes More Postman Jokes

Why do postmen carry letters?

Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.