When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.

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When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.

What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.

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What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold !

How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug