What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

What sound does a debugging Web Developer make?

Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*

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What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.