Black Widow Jokes

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?

Giddy up horsey !

Avenger Jokes More Avenger Jokes

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why did the french geologist have to go to the hospital?

He had Gaul stones.

What did they call Glenn Frey when he was in the hospital?

An Illeagle

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does."

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

Vibranium Jokes More Vibranium Jokes

What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.