Because it's made out of vibranium.
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Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.
Because a black widow has no husband.
My husband be dead
He really wasn't feeling up to it.
He couldn't fit in the elevator.
Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**
I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed
She was losing interest.
Me: I love you.
Because he loves to abuse A Minor.
Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt
He died of asphinxiation!
There's no punchline for this joke.
I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Its Tricerabottom.
