Black Widow Jokes

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

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What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

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What did Whitney Houston's coroner say as he unbuckled his belt?

It's not right, but it's OK

What's Whitney Houston's favorite coordination?

Hand eyyyyyyyyyyeeeeee......

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What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

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What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

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What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high?

The electrician knows where the ground is.

What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

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What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.