Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

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Whats the difference between a house cat and a polecat ?

How much their husbands make

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

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Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

What do you call alcohol distilled by the Avengers' enemies?

Hydra-Gin

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Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

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What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.