Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

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Why couldn't the witch get pregnant?

Her husband had a holloween-ie.

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

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Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers?

Because he doesn't work with Vision

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

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Where's Spiderman's home page?

Where's Spiderman's home page? On the world wide web.

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!