What did the Triceratops sit on?

Its Tricerabottom.

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What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

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How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a