What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

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What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

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What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

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What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.