Cloth Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

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What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

What's the best way to wipe a computer server?

A cloth.

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

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Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?

Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

Tumblr Jokes More Tumblr Jokes

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb?

Two, as always.

How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Who's your Daddy?

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend when they were dating?

A Feyonce

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

Manhattan Jokes More Manhattan Jokes

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths