Cloth Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

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Coffee Mug

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

What's the best way to wipe a computer server?

A cloth.

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

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What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer

What do cheese and cancer have in common?

Americans put it everywhere!

Manhattan Jokes More Manhattan Jokes

What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan on the rocks.

What's a baker's favorite part of Manhattan?

The Lower Yeast Side.

21 Jokes More 21 Jokes

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

What car did the Apostles drive?

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Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

Maid Jokes More Maid Jokes

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

Identify Jokes More Identify Jokes

How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!