What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

What's the most dangerous weapon your wife can get her hands on?

Your credit card.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.

How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)