What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

Why do white girls walk in odd numbers?

Because they can't even

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems

What's the worst part about a potato famine?

You can't get to the root of the problem.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped?

She isn't standing in the kitchen

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?

A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.

What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire?

The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.