How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped?

She isn't standing in the kitchen

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Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

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What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen