What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

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What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

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What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

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What's a mathematician's favorite plant?

Geometry

Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke