What do you call a fart from a paraplegic?

Inert gas.

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What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

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What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?

Meals on wheels

What do you call a Paraplegic runner?

A Boston Marathon Victim.