Why are paraplegics bad project teammates?

They never carry their own weight.

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Paraplegic Jokes More Paraplegic Jokes

What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?

Meals on wheels

What's black and sits at the top of stairs?

A paraplegic after a house fire.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.