What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

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Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What do they call number 17 in black jack ?

The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.