What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field?

A farmer

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How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How are women and rocks alike?

A: You skip across the flat ones.

Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

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What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave?

Idk, I was too busy jacking off...

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

Jill Jokes More Jill Jokes

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!