When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .
He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)
Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.
So he was ribbit for her pleasure.
Because the condition was untweetable.
You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!
After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Bernadette.
Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*
There was a full stop
