What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

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Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

Reverse Jokes More Reverse Jokes

What is the cheapest date ever?

Drive in reverse trough the mcdrive, so the checkout is on her side.

What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife?

Reverse to make sure.

Stage Jokes More Stage Jokes

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

Cheer Jokes More Cheer Jokes

Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

Dive Jokes More Dive Jokes

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !