What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

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Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

Why can't white girls finish their sentences?

Because they can't even

Reverse Jokes More Reverse Jokes

What's matter in reverse?

Antimatter.

Why do whites call it reverse racism?

because, only whites are racist.

Stage Jokes More Stage Jokes

What do cat actors say on stage ?

Tabby or not tabby !

What do you call 5 black guys on a stage?

An auction

Cheer Jokes More Cheer Jokes

What do you do if you see a blue banana?

Try to cheer it up.

Why is the sky blue?

And how can we cheer it up

Dive Jokes More Dive Jokes

Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.