What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

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Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.

What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

Reverse Jokes More Reverse Jokes

What's matter in reverse?

Antimatter.

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

Stage Jokes More Stage Jokes

Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

Cheer Jokes More Cheer Jokes

What do you do if you see a blue banana?

Try to cheer it up.

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

Dive Jokes More Dive Jokes

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*