Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.

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How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

What type of dog is always amazed?

A Chi-WOW!-ua

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How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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What's a rebel's favorite key on a keyboard?

An R key.

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

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Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers?

They have short tales!

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!