How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

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Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

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Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

Whats best joke aboot canada?

I'm canadian and i was just wondering

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What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

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How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

six more weeks of bad hockey!