Skinning the vegan.
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Because nothing gets under their skin.
A leperd
Foreskin. Budam tss
He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.
I'm just asking for a friend)
A hue man.
A carpet.
One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.
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Maybe it's maple leaf.
Au-burn
A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain
A Sioux Flay
Jar Jar Binks
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Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.
Oinkment.
My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!
Evo-lotion.
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
Because they get under your skin.
So their skin won't feel so abrucive
Pore resolution
Please step out of the vehicle sir."
Robber ducks.
When you are the villain
Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven
The ground!
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
my go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."
A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."
Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.
Because the didn't have the guts to do it.
They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!
Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.
because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.
When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.
Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!
A. To remind her that "toes go in first."
Call a toe truck.
