What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

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Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

What do you call a joke that gets posted over and over again on reddit?

Al-redi-reddi-tt.

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Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it?

A Sioux Flay

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How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!