What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

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What do you call a person who likes white rice, and not brown rice?

A ricest.

What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

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What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)

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What should you call someone with a different color of skin than your own?

A hue man.

What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it?

A Sioux Flay

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.