What does a pig use for his skin?

Oinkment.

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Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

What does a pig use for his skin?

Oinkment.