What does a pig use for his skin?

Oinkment.

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Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV?

Jar Jar Binks

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What do you give a sick pig?

Oinkment!

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".