What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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Hell bad people

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

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One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

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What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

What do you give a sick pig?

Oinkment!