What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

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Why did David Schwimmer need ear drops?

He had Schwimmer's ear.

Why do so many college kids need free healthcare?

Because they are feeling the Bern.

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

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What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.