Hell bad people
A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.
What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.
I don't know, I just fly drones.
You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D
Ribbit
Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit
You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..
She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)