What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.

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What did the bartender say to the angry speaker?

We don't want any treble

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

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Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.