What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.

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Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

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When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!