Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

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What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world?

Nothing, she's fine.

Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.

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Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

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What did Waldo say at the Superbowl?

I'm just here so I won't get find.

Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables?

In an American nursing home.

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What did the blind, innocent, sweet, paraplegic 7 year old boy get for his birthday?

Cancer.

What did the deaf, blind, mute, handicapped kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

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Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .