Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

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What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

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Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will "Let It Go.

Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

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What did the blind, paraplegic kid get for his christmas?

cancer

What did the blind, deaf, mute girl get for Christmas??

Cancer.

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What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

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How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

Why aren't PhDs real doctors?

Because real doctors have cures.