Music Store Jokes

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

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What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

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How do Frenchmen share files?

Pierre to Pierre.

What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size?

What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size? A peta-file.

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What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?

Right where ya left him.

What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

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What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

Rioter Jokes More Rioter Jokes

How many rioters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't be stupid, rioters can't change anything.

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters