Music Store Jokes

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

12 Month Jokes More 12 Month Jokes

What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What do you do if a gang of clowns attack you?

Go for the juggler.

What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.