What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

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What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, amputee kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!