What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

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What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

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What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

What did the Nuclear Engineer get for his birthday?

Yellow Cake