What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

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Why did the pop band get cancer?

They were radio active.

Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

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What do call an old man that asks questions?

Pop Quiz

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

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What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

When is your birthday?

17th January. What year Every year!