Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ?

A laplander !

How much of Canada has a person from Iqaluit seen?

Nunavut.

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

Why should you not argue with a decimal?

Because decimals always have a point.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats blue and slippery?

A blue slipper

Whats a vegetables favorite Bee Gee song?

Chive Talkin'

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift