Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ?

A triangle has three points

Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

What does Santa call the elf police?

The Po Po Po.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

Why should you be scared of a white man in prison?

Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!

S Jokes More S Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Whats a Himalayan's favourite body part?

a Nepal.....

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift