Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

Previous Random Joke Next

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What do you call a person with native american ancestry and alopecia?

apache

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

Where does Santa's stripper mom work?

The North Pole

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats a Mexicans Favorite sport?

Cross-Crountry

Why is the apostrophe always near an "s"?

Because it is possessive

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.