What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ?

A laplander !

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who likes white rice, and not brown rice?

A ricest.

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black?

A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there.

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.

What do you call a pokemon that's part train?

A Pikachoochoo.