When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.

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What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.