When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.

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What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?

A Receding hairline

What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.