What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

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What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on?

squash*

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

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What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

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Who's There -Panther -Panther who?

Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!

What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.