De Jokes

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

What do you call a cow abortion?

De-calf

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What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

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What is the definition of "derange"?

De place where de cowboys ride!

What do you call an archer who got his arms cut off?

Deranged.

Tour De France Jokes More Tour De France Jokes

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division

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What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

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What do you call a rocket-powered car?

An Otto-mobile

What man?

The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."

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Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

Mexican Guy Jokes More Mexican Guy Jokes

What do you call a Mexican guy shouting at someone?

An argumentative ese

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

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What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.