What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

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What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

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What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

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Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

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What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win