Why did the chicken cross the street?

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

What did 1 lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right we do taste like chicken!

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

How much does a Human shield cost?

One life

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ?

Birdsthigh fish fingers !

What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ?

A jet setter !

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade