What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

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What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

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How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?

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Why Do Sorority Girls Travel In Packs Of 1, 3, 5 or 7?

Because they can't even.

Why do they call the 3 musketeers.. musketeers?

Not one of them uses a musket =( justsayian

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Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

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How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken