Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !

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When is it okay to kick a midget in the balls?

When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.

How do you tell an astronaut where they're going?

Straight up.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

How do you excite an idiot?

I'll tell you later.

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What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

Where does Max Planck go for a night out?

To the h-bar