So he could tell the time at night !
When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.
Bring it to a bool.
Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.
V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.
Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.
Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder
Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!
Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.