When is it okay to kick a midget in the balls?

When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.

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What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

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What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?

A: The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.

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What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

Deja phew!

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About 100 French people right now

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Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

What do you call a midget that does cocaine?

A low blow