How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

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They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

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Juan nail at a time.

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Who's there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ?

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5-5-2-2."

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What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in alaska and vacations in antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

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Freezing.